Possibly the most under-appreciated sporting events — the Summer Olympic Games — is right around the corner. As Americans, we always enjoy beating the snot out of other countries. Whether it be man-handling Kazakhstan in the modern pentathlon, or just not being caught cheating like those damned Chinese, the citizens of the great U.S. of A love it. ‘MURICA!
Undoubtedly, the most exciting part of the Olympic Games for Americans is men’s basketball. With Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, and Kevin Durant on our side, why shouldn’t it be?
And with Nike on our side for 2012, we’re going to beat every competitor in looking good on the court, too:
Nike brags that the uniforms are the lightest they have ever created.